Good evening, 919 Gang. I don't know why people make such a big deal about child-labor laws. I ignore them. When the grandkids were with us Monday, I put them to work. They helped me fill eight black trash bags with leaves from under the eucalyptus trees. Then I took them inside for some more work. And I paid a lot less than minimum wage. The kids seemed to enjoy the work, although the 7-year-old quit a bit early. I didn't dock his pay, but I suspended contributions to his 401k. It's a tough lesson, but a kid's got to learn.
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LES WILSON writes:
Some company called "Jhoos" apparently is sending e-mails supposedly from me, asking my contacts to become "friends" on their program. I have sent out no such messages. If you receive one, please ignore it.
REBER: Apparently John Berhman's email has been highjacked and is being used to send Viagra ads. There's no point in emailing him about the problem because he won't get the message, but if you have his phone number, please let him know.
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RUBY LAYSON writes:
I was so sad to hear of the death of George Ramos, whom I probably knew longer than anyone else on this list. Fresh out of journalism school and Vietnam, he came as a Copley trainee to the Copley News Service Bureau in Los Angeles shortly after I transferred there in 1971. I respected his ability from the first. When the position of bureau chief opened up the next year, George and the other two reporters there successfully promoted me to the higher-ups for the job -- a female first for the Copley organization.
Later we both transferred to the Union as reporters when CNS started cutting back, and we remained good friends. He even took my daughter to get her registered for school! After my husband and I moved back to Kentucky in 1978, he visited us there as he was returning from the 1980 Olympics in Russia. And we've kept in touch ever since because we share the same birthday -- October 1. I'm going to miss his greeting this year!
He was an outstanding, sensitive and perceptive reporter, and I'm sure he influenced many future reporters at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo as well.
ROGER SHOWLEY writes:
I worked with George when he was a gangbuster at the Union and was friends thereafter, even introducing him to our son Charlie, when he was preparing to enroll at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo. Besides his superb journalistic skills, he was a great guy with a boundless sense of humor, and it was a very sad day when he left for L.A. Now, this day is even sadder.
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REBER: Cheryl Clark mentioned what she was paying for her U-T subscription, and Nancee Lewis asked about getting that rate, less than what she is paying.
CHERYL CLARK writes:
Nancee -- that is the rate our buyout group received in September of 2008. $99 per year.
Also, after six more phone calls on Tuesday, two wrong email addresses for circulation subscriber and customer services, and about an hour trying to send screen captures, I finally called Cory Fish in HR who put me in touch with Diane Davies. She immediately identified the problem as a missing zero on the account number -- which inexplicably was never an issue before -- and we got it fixed. You'll have your paper Wednesday morning, she said. And I did.
My concern remains for subscribers who don't know whom to call.
JEFF ROSE writes:
I don't know about Cheryl's trick, but to get my rate I told them I had a $100 yearly offer from the L.A. Times (I did) and I was going to switch unless they matched. I also used the occasion to say the value of the paper had declined after they shed all their veterans in favor of half-price rookies.
BOYD GARRISON writes:
When our U-T subscription lapsed (on purpose), we got it for free for a month or so.
Then we got a bill saying that if we didn't pay, they would send it to a collection agency.
I meant to call but never did, and we never heard another word about it.
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DAVID FARMER writes:
Here's the most effective tactic for getting out of jury duty that I've personally witnessed. I was in a pool, and a well-dressed businessman type was being questioned. Asked if he could treat the defendant as innocent until etc., the man said, "No, I don't think the police arrest innocent people." From the look on his face, you could tell that he was only trying to get excused in the fastest way possible. But the judge had no choice but to thank him and let him go.
The closest I ever got to being on a jury was one day in a municipal court in Hollywood. I actually wanted the experience of sitting, but when the judge asked me a question I had to be truthful. He asked what I thought of the jury system. I said a panel of judges in place of lay people might be better. One of the attorneys immediately moved for my dismissal.
DAN BERGER writes:
When I was at AP in L.A., those summoned for jury duty were asked to tell news editor Jack Quigg. Quigg then asked for the summons, and they always seemed to be quashed.
At one point, I asked a friend, a senior editor, about this. He said AP had an arrangement with the court, which was told that all AP staffers knew everything about every case before they ever reached a courtroom, and that "reporters would be armed with the facts -- which is something no court in the land can stomach."
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BOB RODRIGUEZ writes:
"The car at issue was a 1970s Datsun that, according to testimony, had more than 700,000 miles on it, ..." Wow, if that's true, we all should be driving Datsuns. Which reminds me of the hoary joke about the origin of that name. I know that there's a prohibition about jokes in this newsletter, so if it's deleted, it is. Ahemm ... it seems that the Japanese needed a name quickly for a vehicle, and went to a German firm that specialized in product IDs. When the Japanese representative told the German expert that a name was needed within a week, the expert replied, "Datsun?"
Wow, 700,000 miles. Why that's nearly the distance I covered during my time at the Trib walking from my desk to the coffee machine past the artist's crib, and down to the cigarette machine on the next floor. I think that it was the pressmen's lounge. Not sure about that, but there was a cigarette machine, one that vended candy and some others.
Back to high-mileage vehicles; my late dad gave me his '55 Buick Special when it had something like 160,000 miles on it. And they were hard miles, as his territory for a pharmaceutical company was Tijuana to Ensenada and points in-between, plus occasional trips to Mexicali and sometimes to Tecate. I remember vividly when he'd take me with him on the old road out of Tijuana, way before the toll road. Great views at times, but scary looking down at the ocean as the road skirted the edges of cliffs. He bought unleaded gasoline from Pemex, which raised a lot of eyebrows in those days when he'd take the Dynaflow beast in for service in Chula Vista or downtown San Diego. Unleaded? No way! Yes way. Also, he severely crashed the three-holer once; drove it during an intense sand storm somewhere in Arizona, and generally was pretty rough on the vehicle. When I got it, I immediately put it on a rake, popped off those lovely stainless steel hubcaps with the red circle in the middle, and had dual exhausts and sweet-sounding mufflers installed. Plus, I had a four-barrel carb installed. Yep, I was ready to cruise all the Oscars in the county, plus the Round-Up in Chula Vista. Wish I had kept that Buick, but I was more ignorant then than now, so I traded it (got ripped off) for a '66 AMC 440 with three-on-the-tree. Actually though, the 440 was peppy and gave me plenty of service until I wrecked it one night. It was what I call The Night of the Wallbangers. Must run in the family.
REBER: I worked for H&R Block one season, doing tax returns. A vacuum cleaner salesman gave me an unbelievable figure for his auto mileage. I pointed out if his figure was correct he was driving 1,000 miles a day, 365 days a year. He stuck by the number. I entered it and told him to come back in two days for his completed return. He never came.
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REBER: With news that the Walter Reed Army Medical Center has closed after 102 years, here's an interesting question.
REENIE SHEA writes:
How many 919 members spent time being treated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center?
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