Friday, July 29, 2016

Time out



          Good evening, 919 Gang. A Reber entourage is going on a trip that will include showing the grandkids the Grand Canyon. I plan to file the next 919 Gang report the evening of Thursday, Aug. 4.
          Welton Jones launched us on a great topic (the military draft) last night, and I hope I find lots of messages about that and other subjects when I return.

          MICHAEL KINSMAN writes:
          Regrettably, I am going to take Welton Jones’s bait here about the draft. Like most males of my generation, it was a vexing issue of my youth and early adulthood.
          My awareness of war was sparked in the late 1960s when as a teenager I was tormented by the Friday night news when they posted charts on the nightly newscast that reported how many American soldiers had died that week, how many were injured and how many were missing. Looking back, it was a gruesome thing for a 15-year-old to see every Friday.
          My reading and socialization told me I wanted nothing to do with war, whether it was in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos on anywhere else on the planet. Every older male in my family had served in the military in the 20th Century, and military service in my family was regarded as a high honor by everyone except me.
          By the time I started college in the fall of 1971, I was certain that I wanted absolutely nothing to do with war. But I was safe – or so I thought – I registered for the draft and was classified 1-H, which met I had a student deferment. But oops, no sooner than that happened and I was reclassified 1-A because the government decided to do away with college exemptions.
          Nice. There I sat. I was 1-A heading into my 19th year – the year most males were drafted. The draft lottery was going on then and I remember vividly that day in February when the staff of my college newspaper crowded into the little room with the Associated Press machine to witness the draft results. The Selective Service would first pick a date and then a lottery number, meaning that they would pick March 10 and then draw a lottery number of, say, 332. If your birthday won a lottery number in the 180s to 365, you almost assuredly were not going to be drafted. No one knew for sure how many people would be drafted, but at least half of the eligible males would be excluded.
          There were shouts of glee every time someone received a high draft number and some rather gloomy expressions on those who got low draft numbers. I remember seeing my birthdate come over the AP printer – Aug. 26 – and felt my blood pressure soar. Then they drew my number: 76. I went numb, said nothing and walked outside to be alone with my terror. My whole life had changed in a matter of seconds. I was a goner, and I knew it. I had gone from a college student to someone who almost certainly was going to spend two years in the Army, likely winding up in a brutal swamp halfway around the world. I went to school with many veterans and had seen their behavior, their paranoia and their general condition as they tried to get back into the mainstream of life. It was not a pretty sight. And, now, I feared, I was entering a world where I might get killed or maimed and my best hope was that I would be one of those damaged ex-soldiers who were attempting to get on with their life.
          For the next three weeks, I went to college every day, and sat on the grass to contemplate life. I didn’t attend classes, but I sat there talking to people about life and war and trying to figure out who I was. I didn’t know whether I would agree to the draft and find myself fighting a war I didn’t understand. How would I fare as a soldier? Would I turn into an Audie Murphy at the first sign of battle, or would I pee my pants? Should I flee to Mexico or Canada? This was a very heavy issue for an 18-year-old to take on. I was terrified.
          A few weeks later, I got a letter from the draft board, informing me that those with numbers 1 through 75 were to report for physical and mental exams. Numbers 76 (damn, there’s that number again) through 125 should be ready to report at any moment. This did not make me feel any better.
          Well, I was spared. I never was drafted, even though those with higher lottery numbers were. I didn’t bother to call the Draft Board and tell them they forgot me. Instead, I became a mediocre college student who had a renewed commitment to experiencing as much of life as I could, while I could.
          I hated the draft for the torment it put me through, and I didn’t even get drafted. It was abolished in 1972, but it had bruised me, nevertheless. Obviously, by reading this, I still have scars.
          About a decade ago, I realized what the U.S. needed was a draft. We so eagerly enter into warfare around the world, but we send willing poor kids and inner city kids to war. That has expanded lately into more elements of the middle class because these kids see the military as a chance to get some education or they embrace a weird style of patriotism that I don’t understand. It is easy to avoid war in our society. If you don’t want to be killed in war, stay out of the armed services. Simple.
          Yet, I can’t help thinking about the democracy of the draft. If there was a draft all 18-year-old males and females were subjected to, every household in America would have a vested stake in making sure we didn’t enter into some fracas somewhere in the world without a justifiable reason. I am convinced we wouldn’t be as militaristic a nation as we are today if everyone had to feel the war first-hand.
          You can’t see this, but I just happen to be wearing my “Already Against the Next War” t-shirt that I put on first thing this morning, well before I read Welton’s thoughts. So, thanks, Welton, once again you have suckered me into thinking about life.

          DICK DANIELS writes:
          I'm a few trips around the sun behind my old friend, Welton, in terms our respective ages, but the draft was a very real thing to contend with when I graduated high school in 1959. I was barely 17 on graduation day, but it would have been highly unlikely that I would have lasted in college until my 18th birthday eight months thereafter. Just wasn't ready intellectually for anything beyond high school civics, study hall, and P.E.
          So, later that summer, I joined the Navy as a "kiddie cruiser" -- a 17-year-old who needed parental consent to join and whose enlistment would end the day before he or she turned 21. Aside from getting the draft out of the way, my Navy stint was the best thing I did in terms of making me grow up quickly and giving me direction. Less than year after joining, I was a Radioman with a Secret clearance, assigned to a Flag staff (Commander, Carrier Division 3 / CTF 77). A Top Secret clearance followed when I became a cryptography operator as ship's company (a crew member) aboard the USS Lexington and later, the USS Ticonderoga. That level of responsibility and experience would not have been available to me elsewhere.
          I got out right after the Cuban Missile Crisis and was ready to pursue life without the military service onus. Would I have joined the Navy or any military branch had there not been the draft? Hard to say, but I'm glad I did.

          MICHAEL GRANT writes:
          In the fall of 1961, Stanford University was not only a pretty good school, it was a safe harbor from the draft, which I had just signed up for. “That boy is smart,” I imagined my draft board members reasoning. I’m still wondering if I’m smart or not, but I know that prepping at Abilene, Texas, High School (Class of ’61) had not prepared me to make good grades at Stanford.
          The draft board overlooked that, renewing my II-S deferment, until the summer of 1966, when I was graduated a year late. By then, the draft board had many MOS slots to fill, and I received my “Greetings” notice in August. The draft assigned one and all to the entry MOS, which was “infantryman.” I had two reasons for resisting the draft. One, I was a newly minted college grad and thought myself above the “grunt” duty. Second, I was sure that as an infantryman I would within the year be in Vietnam getting my body shot up six ways from Sunday.
          So I enlisted. It meant an extra year, but I enlisted for Artillery OCS. Not until I got to Fort Sill did I learn that an Artillery Second Lieutenant was stationed not on, but forward of, the front lines, to determine fixed positions and triangulation in order to bring fire on the enemy.
          Of the 170 lieutenants graduated in my class in July, 1967, all but 30 received Vietnam assignments. I was one of the 30. I spent the next two years in West Germany, defending the border from the Russian threat to the east. I also met my future wife there; she was a Jamul girl on vacation. That begins another chapter, beyond the purview of Welton’s query of yesterday.

          CHUCK BOYD writes:
          In 1957 I signed up for 8 years with the U.S. Marines.
          Six months active duty and 7.5 years in the Reserves. That meant two weeks of active training (probably at Parris Island) each year and, I think, regular attendance with the Reserve unit here in Charleston.
          I was not aware of the draft when I graduated high school, but my older brother had joined the Air Force several years before and I, like him, did not want to spend much time around our father.
          Don't remember exactly what month I joined, but the Reserves invited me, my parents and friends to a special premiere of a new movie about the Corps and I would get to go up on stage at the downtown theater to be sworn in.
          The theater was packed and 4 of us were sworn in and we returned to our seats. When the movie started, it starred Jack Webb as the D.I., which, I saw to my horror, stood for Drill Instructor!


          My Reserve unit bought me a Greyhound bus ticket in July, and I rode the 65 miles to Parris Island, wondering if all that scary stuff in the movie was true. Most of it was!
          Three months of outdoor training in hot, hazy and humid South Carolina in July, August and September. Yikes.
          At the end of my half year of active duty, I was in a good place: a PFC, and a Combat Photographer, assigned to the Base Photo Lab at Camp Lejeune, N.C. When they asked if I wanted to stay active, I said "Sure, let's do this for 3 more years."
          That re-enlistment meant I would not have to attend meetings or go active with my Charleston Reserve unit. I was NOT involved with Vietnam. Whew.

Marine Chuck Boyd

          DAVID FARMER writes:
          Much praise for Welton Jones for suggesting a rich topic--the draft. Almost every man my age (70s) has had a brush with the Selective Service.
           My first experience with the draft was negative. I turned 18 right after graduation from Ramona High in 1956. I had to drive to San Diego to register, as Ramona didn't have a draft board. My older brother, Don, had procrastinated for more than a year, so he came with me. We found the Selective Service office in downtown S.D. and registered.
           A pair of young men, only slightly older than Don and I, were hanging around the office. They wore dark suits, short hair, and smug expressions. They were newly minted FBI agents who chose that moment to flex their credentials. They took me and Don to the FBI office nearby and informed him that he'd violated federal law. They let him think he was looking at federal prison.
          Finally, the baby agents tired of their game. They let us go, but the experience did not inspire admiration in us for the FBI.
          My final contact with the Selective Service was much more positive. I'd graduated from USC and no longer had an education deferment. Hinda and I were married, but marriage didn't exempt you at that time. Every young man I knew was desperate to avoid fighting in the Vietnam War. I saw no escape.
           I reported as ordered for my physical at a large Los Angeles intake facility. (I'll never forget the young nurses, with their appraising looks at scores of us standing in lines wearing nothing but undershorts. It was a reverse beauty pageant with judges, but no beauties.)
          Though hoping for a serious disease, I passed the physical and was scheduled to report for training at Ft. Monmouth, New Jersey. Just then, Hinda learned that she was pregnant. I was a father-to-be of the best kind: an exempt one!
          I'd always heard that being in the service was good for a young man, bringing him discipline and maturity. But I didn't need those -- I was going to be a journalist.

          REBER: There is a draft story Joe Stein loved to tell. He called the story “One Came Back.” In early 1962 Joe, Danny Tichonchuk and I boarded a bus for Los Angeles where we took our pre-induction physicals. Joe and Danny, by the way, were two of the finest individuals I knew at the U-T. Both are deceased. The bus dropped us off somewhere in Los Angeles and we were paraded a couple of blocks then entered a Navy recruiting station. Maybe the Army guy did this just to harass the Navy. After a lot of cussing and yelling we were back on the street, headed for that physical. In late June I was back at the San Diego bus station, awaiting a ride to Fort Ord for basic training. Danny was there, too, and he and wife Cookie were hanging on to each other and crying. A very sad scene. I, by contrast, departed unmourned. After basic, I wound up at an artillery battalion in Milwaukee, and I believe Danny went to Puerto Rico. Joe Stein? He failed the physical, and for years after he enjoyed repeating to me the story he called “One Came Back.”

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          T.R REINMAN writes:
          RE: The Farmer and the cowman can be friends.
          A tip of the summer straw to David Farmer for reminding me about the best two of the 10 paying jobs I’ve had in the last 50 years: being a ranch hand and a Tribune sportswriter. If not for the first, the Tribune probably would not have hired me. If not for the second, I wouldn’t be a part of this group and remember to figuratively tip my cowboy hat to Jack Reber’s dedication, as I did almost daily in Mission Valley.
          I’d suggest Mr. Farmer’s flight of fancy was based on a flimsy fact and that he likely meant lawmen and outlaws “are probably the most mistakenly idealized people in our history.” The vast majority of the time cowboys formed the posse that chased bad guys behind a lawman or an itinerant hero. I found nothing romantic in the idea of being one of a dozen guys eating dust behind the star who was going to get both the bad guy and the girl in the final scenes. What I did find as a cowboy was myself. Who knew I could deliver calves at 2 a.m. in a freezing birthing shed in February; herd 40 head of essentially wild horses at dawn three times a week in all kinds of weather; fix windmills on a two-plank platform 30 feet up in the wind, let alone ride a horse? The owner and foreman had their doubts the day I showed up without a clue as to what was to come, but I learned, and there was little romantic about it, aside from living my own dream. After that, getting a quote from Jack Nicklaus or Greg Norman or Tiger Woods was a snap. Well, one of any substance from Woods not so much. I’ve had a nice run through my work life but that life is winding down. Regrets, I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention. Except one: returning to ranch work, hard and hardly idealized, is out of the question at my age.

          JAY JOHNSON writes:
          Here's a picture of my great grand-uncle, George Washington Thomas, brother of my great grandfather Joel Lee Thomas. He served in the Civil War for the Confederacy.
  

          GW Thomas's service record:
          "As member of Co F, 9th Reg't of the Arkansas Infantry, severely wounded in action at Corinth, Miss. in Oct. 1862 and furloughed. Carried by wagon to Canton, Miss., where he was hospitalized for 6 months. Though crippled he returned to duty as a wagoner in June 1864; captured near Nashville, Tenn., Dec. 1864. Sent to notorious Camp Douglas (near Chicago, Ill.). Released on oath of allegiance, June 1865 and discharged. Served Confederacy in Arkansas, Mississippi, Louisiana and Tennessee. Returned to Lincoln County, Ark., to farm, dying there in 1928 at age 88."
          I've been fortunate to have known a few old-timers who, in their youth, knew Civil War veterans. One old gentleman, a former schoolteacher, I got to know well in the early 1990s. He owned a farm near Lexington, N.Car. At that time he was in his late 70s but sharp as a tack. He told me tales of growing up on that same farm during the Great Depression. Once I asked him if he knew any Civil War veterans. "Many," he said. Did they talk much about the Civil War, I asked. "Oh yes! You couldn't get them to shut up!"
          Here in Singapore there is a taxi driver whose taxi is completely decked in US country & western. He wears a cowboy hat, boots, jeans, country shirt etc., plays C&W music. Confederate flag decals inside (he has no idea how politically incorrect that's become!).
          When I travel in Asia I sometimes -- when NOT traveling with my girlfriend, who wouldn't allow it (her background is another story entirely; when I mentioned her father's name to Preston, he immediately knew who he was) -- go full-on Western. Here's a picture of me two years ago at Sydney Harbor. It's actually very practical; the cowboy hat is perfect for protecting my shaved head. Plus it’s a great conversation starter.

 
          DEAN WARINER writes:
          Jack, I have friends in Colorado, Wyoming, and Montana who were genuine cowboys who ranched, rodeod and carried guns to kill varmits like snakes amd coyotes. Cows were their meal tickets and rodeos were their pastimes. Granted they didn't look anything like Roy, Gene and Hoppy but they could ride and shoot when needed.

          REBER: Right on, Dean. When we talk about rodeo, sometimes we’re thinking of Calgary, Cheyenne or Las Vegas. But there were 89 rodeos in the U.S. just this week alone. Plenty of opportunities for a cowboy to show what he can do.

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          JAY JOHNSON writes:
          Elizabeth Gabriel, remember in 2013 we had this 919 back-and-forth re Thurber?
          “JAY JOHNSON writes:
          “I can pass along a piece of evidence, Elizabeth, which indicates that the old man is still holding his own. In 2011, on the 50th anniversary of Thurber's death, the WSJ or NYT (I can't remember which) did a long story about him. One of its themes was "Does anyone read Thurber anymore?" I wrote the reporter to compliment him on his story, and to say that Thurber is one of my all-time faves. Surprisingly, I got a three- or four-paragraph reply. He said he had received a flood of emails like mine. It heartened him, and me.
          “Thurber lives!
          One more Thurber anecdote, taken from a biography, about his days as a reporter for the NY Evening Post: "On another occasion, the editors decreed that the leads to all news stories be as brief as possible. Thurber's means of compliance:
           "Dead.
           "That was what the man was the police found in an areaway last night."

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          REBER: A bunch of birthdays will be celebrated before I return. Happy Birthday to Joe Holly and Kelly Murphy, July 30; Noel Osment, July 31; Bobbi Ignelzi and Don Kohlbauer, Aug. 1; and Ed Zieralski, Aug. 4.

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Feeling the draft



          Good evening, 919 Gang. It happens quite often: Just as I worry that things are slowing down, some angel drops an interesting topic on the doorstep.

          WELTON JONES writes:
          Recently, while reading a story here about how it was back in the day, I was struck by the total absence of what once was the most important questions of growing up male in the USA: What do you do about the draft?
          During WWII, everybody between 18 and 45 went, unless there was a very good reason. I remember the stares my family got in public during the war when we went out. My tall, handsome father’s exemptions – physical and critical occupation – were not hanging on him like a sign and even I, not yet 10, noticed the looks from mothers and wives. He didn’t obsess over it exactly but he did lots of volunteer work in his scant time off.
          After the war, almost everybody couldn’t wait to get as far away from the Army or Navy as possible, clear out the women who had been trained as their temporary replacements and get back to a civilian life made newly comfortable when the War chased away the Depression. The draft (called, with an irony even a kid could sense, the “Selective Service System”) was dumped forever in 1947.
          “Forever” lasted a bit over one year. Our adventures in the Far East brought about war in Korea. Local draft boards all over the country were called back to work and, Wikipedia tells me, over 1.5 million guys were used 1950-53.
          When that war was over, sort of, the government decided there was no big hurry in turning off the spigot. So the pattern was locked in place: Every male citizen 18-35 owed the service 24 months of active duty and eight years total either active or reserve. That was about 1954.
          When I turned 18.
          That was roughly the system until the late 1960s, when a lottery thing was established, too late for guys my age. So gambling kept the meatgrinder going for Vietnam until 1973, when finally we went back to the all-volunteer force appropriate to peacetime. Or so went the theory.
          My generation,­ born 1935-1955, never got a nickname, like “Baby Boomers” or “the Greatest Generation” or “Millennials.” Likewise, we never produced a president. Sen. McCain was our last chance. About all we had were many, many famous rock ‘n’ roll musicians.
          And the need to Do Something about the Draft
          From an 18-year-old perspective, the situation looked like an automatic prison sentence for being born. We got little sympathy from our seniors, who pointed out they actually were being shot at. The girls our age reminded us, meaningfully, that the best way to get an exemption was to get married and start multiplying. The military professionals themselves were indifferent to a “plight” that sounded to them like their career choice.
          So we coped. Even more surefire than marriage as an exemption was going to college. But, if you dragged longer than four years, you had to start explaining why. There were deals available for guys in special areas of training, like doctors, engineers and such, but the time still had to be served.
          Physical exemptions existed and there were stories of guys who mutilated themselves purposely. Breaking their eardrums, for example. You could try to talk a military shrink into an exemption for mental problems, but that tended to stay with your resume. So did exemptions for being homosexual, whether true or not.
          The concept of conscientious objector, in those years before everything changed in the mid-60s, was a sure sentence to a hard, hard life.
          Non-college guys usually took a deep breath and got it over with. In college, Reserve Officer Training Corps offered graduates a chance to at least serve as an officer, though the trade-off often was three years required instead of two. Graduate school was possible, though your local draft board was watching and the older you got, the more you stood out.
          For me personally, the whole period was an epic. There were 10 guys graduating from Texas A&M with journalism degrees in the spring of 1958, most of whom could have had their pick of Southwestern daily newspaper jobs, but only one, a married vet, could take advantage of the wide open door. Several of us would be commissioned by the ROTC but four or five of us were red meat for the system.
          For three or four years there, my life was dominated by the Draft. It all worked out fairly well and, in retrospect, I might even agree that it helped me find my path. But I watched many another young man get permanently warped by the system. Or at least made cynical by the wasted youth.
          So, every time I read a growing-up yarn, I look for the fellow’s draft solution. If it’s there, I assume an adequate adjustment. If it’s not mentioned, there usually is bitterness. Or chicanery.
          That already was changing even before I retired in 2000. A few years earlier, Preston Turegano and I were discussing the people in the feature section, about 60 then. We were startled to realize that we two, plus Patric Petrie and one other whom I’ve forgotten, were the ONLY veterans in the place.
          I wouldn’t mind detailing my saga here. It’s fun. But I wonder if it’s really of interest. If the subject appeals, I’d enjoy hearing other accounts and opinions. A topic that once dominated my life now is just theories and memories.

          REBER: I think it’s a great topic, Welton. The draft certain turned my life in a whole new direction. If others will tell their stories, I will tell mine. By the way, men also were required to register for the draft during World War I. I have a feeling there wasn’t much enforcement. I also suspect a lot of people of that era did not have birth certificates. A lot, I mean a lot, of men lied about their age. As you look through the draft registration cards and note the ones signed with an “X” you realize how far literacy has come in 100 years.

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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          On Thursday one of our members, Jay Johnson, stated that he doesn't agree with me on much. Especially, it seems, on cowboys. If that were not hurtful enough, our moderator, Jack Reber, added injury to insult by declaring that he differs with me on the same subject. I fear I'll be banned from these pages if I dare mention c-----s again. (I hope you'll understand that my cryptic reference bears no relation to the more common c-word.)
           But notice one thing: I managed to induce two of our most talented writers to contribute interesting stuff about c-----s they've known (or at least read about). As the Lone Ranger (or some other comic character) used to say, "My work here is done." (Unfortunately for you, that statement is for illustration only.)
          Besides, I was talking about c-----s in the Old West. I was not referring to the modern breed, who are tall, slim, laconic, handy with a six-shooter, and ready to defend any injured party from injustice. Such as myself, gored painfully by the two men I counted on most to agree with my essay.
          If anyone can put me in touch with a bona fide c----y, please do so. He (or she) will have to be certified in small arms and animal-roping. Of the latter, I insist that any candidate know how to throw the houlihan.
          And further on c-----ing, Mr. Reber used the apposite phrase "show (someone) the ropes." Nice touch. We all know what it means, but there's disagreement on the origin. Some say it was seaman's usage, since ropes played a big part in hoisting and trimmings sails before steam power. But I was surprised to see it attributed to behind-the-scenes work in the theater. Of course, stage sets were "flown" in and out with ropes in bygone days.
          I recently toured the Pantages Theater in Hollywood and found that they still use ropes for the aforementioned purpose. Here's a picture I took:


          I don't know exactly how I got from c-----s to theaters, but I do know one thing: henceforth I'll have to document my claims with photographs, as I have just done. If not, Jay will find still another subject on which he disagrees with me. And Mr. Reber, whom I counted on to shield me from critics, will blithely second Mr. Johnson. Sometimes I get so discouraged.

          JAY JOHNSON writes:
          No one more chillaxed than me, Brother Jack. You, Mr. Farmer and I all have our perspectives on cowboys, and some of the differences arise from what era we're talking about and our personal knowledge and experience. I was referring to cowboy era in the West in the last half of the 19th century and early 20th -- the classic cowboy era if you will -- when sleeping under the stars was not uncommon.
          My great-uncle Joel Esker Thomas, a real cowboy, was born in 1892 in Texas. He was on the Thomas side of my mom's family; the Brooks side (my mom's dad) first arrived in Texas in 1853 in a wagon train from Georgia. Here are excerpts, taken from records maintained in Law's Chapel, Atlanta, Cass Country, Texas, (click here to reach full story; interesting read!) where the Brooks clan farmed before moving into West Texas, sometime in the 1870s or '80s I believe.

          A Church and Community
          A wagon train led by George Law left Macon County, Georgia in early March, 1853 for Cass County, Texas. The route was over the "Texas Road" west to near Columbus, Georgia where it crossed the Chattahooche River at Bartlett's Ferry, then southwest through Morengo County, Alabama where George Law's brother, James lived.
          From Alabama they moved on westward to Vicksburg where they ferried the Mississippi River, then through Monroe, Mt. Lebanon, and Minden, Louisiana before reaching Shreveport. The "Texas Road" which closely follows present day U.S. 80 ferried the Red River just north of Texas Street docking at the foot of Bossier Street. This ferry, like the Mississippi ferry, could accommodate two or more teams and wagons.
          From Shreveport the road was through Greenwood, Louisiana to Old Border now known as Jonesville, Texas where it joined the Clarksville Road. The wagon train turned north on this road to Jefferson and on into Cass County, arriving in late April, 1853. They stopped in the new town of Linden and bought supplies from the store of John Moore across from the new courthouse, built just the previous year.
          Their trip had taken about fifty days. On a good day they could travel twenty miles although it was unwise to move cattle more than ten miles a day. On a slow day with breakdowns, unruly cattle, and rivers to cross, they made only ten or twelve miles. After 1870 when the railroads pushed into East Texas, the wagon trains were usually made up of only the men and livestock. The women and young children would follow by train.
          It would be pure speculation as to who all made up this particular wagon in 1853, but we are sure of these: George and Martha Law, their sons Richard and Henry, sons-in-law Henry Howell and Alexander Collins, the William Griffin family, the Lewis Waters family, and the William "Billy" Brooks family.
          These newcomers from Georgia arrived in Cass County in late April with little time for planting the much needed crops. Their slaves [the Brooks family had no slaves, at least based on the 1860 slave census referenced in the story, nor in our family oral history. Whew, dodged a bullet on that one! JJ] based on tax records, for those who had them, could start this chore but the first concern had to be for building plain board and log houses for shelter.
          By fall of that same year some would still be living in their wagons and under canvas tied between saplings. There was no need to worry about game, it was bountiful. ... They were indeed thankful for this good land they now claimed, some of it sold for three and five dollars an acre, but a few weeks were to go by before the need for worship seriously entered their minds. At that time George and Martha Law invited their friends and family to join them in their house for prayer meeting. This was the beginning of Law's Chapel Church. ...
          For the next few years and until a log church was built, worship would be held under the arbor in summer and in the different homes in winter, not more than once a month, by whatever itinerant preacher came along. It mattered not what faith these men happened to be. After all, the new settlers were of different faiths, although it is generally accepted that the Laws were Methodist. Whenever one of these preachers, known as circuit riders, appeared, young boys or slaves were sent to “spread the word" to the area residents.
          At this time and until the turn of the century, women often came to church on horseback, riding sidesaddle in their long skirts. To make it easier for them to mount and dismount the horses, two rounds of a large tree trunk, one shorter than the other, were placed side by side to form steps.
          The log church sufficed until 1869 when a plank structure thirty feet wide and forty feet long was built. A lean-to was attached to this building for the slaves who attended services. Many of these same slaves are buried in unmarked graves in Law's Chapel Cemetery. Those at Law's Chapel who owned slaves according to the 1860 Slave Census were: George Law with eleven, George Miller with six, Richard Law with four, Sarah (Mrs. Henry) Law with three, Alex Haynes with two, Henry Howell with two, and J. W. F. Cook with one. ...
          The Civil War was another hardship to add to those Law's Chapel had endured for its first eight years. Things were somewhat better here than for all the relatives and friends left back in Alabama and Georgia. In June, 1861, George Law received a letter from his nephew, W. H. Johnson in Clark County, Alabama, who described conditions there.
          In part, he wrote; "All you can hear here is war, war, war, and hard times and bad prospects for crops. Old Alabama is full of volunteers. Have joined the Home Guard myself..... times are very hard in this country. The crops look very sorry and grasshoppers are eating our cotton and corn .... I expect you have a heap of deer and turkey. Here we have nothing but squirrel .... Religion is at a low ebb in this vicinity. It looks like that people feel more like cursing than praying."

          JAY JOHNSON resumes:
          I attach a couple of photos of the sod-buster side of the family, taken in 1918 or thereabout, judging from the number of children in the Model T and how old they look. My uncle Claude, the oldest, was born in 1912. That's him in back seat the porkpie cap. At the wheel is my grandfather, J.L. Brooks, and in bonnet is my grandmother, Celia Ann.




          I'll save for another time the story of my grand-dad coming outside the farmhouse in the middle of the night, dressed in his nightgown and sleeping cap, carrying a shotgun, to confront some rowdy young cowboys who had come in the middle of the night, riding horses, for a matter than involved my Aunt Lucille, a nubile young teenager.

          PRESTON TUREGANO writes:
          Are the men who enter rodeo events (as seen on TV) cowboys? Rodeo competition is a big thing in Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, and Calgary, Canada. I suppose in other places, too, but it just seems silly to have one in New York City, or Hollywood. Like a rhinestone cowboy. There’s a rodeo in Lakeside every year, and there used to be a gay one here, too, at the Del Mar Fairgrounds. I think the gay one was also staged in Ramona, but I can’t recall if it was allowed or rejected. Anyway, if the competitors in these events are indeed cowboys, then their population is considerable.

          REBER: Ramona had a gay rodeo in 1997. None since. We have one rodeo a year. It begins with an old guy on horseback saying “God bless America” about three times. Then he tells us his horses and cows are lucky to be in a rodeo (true, otherwise they would be in a glue factory), then he says “God bless America” a couple of times and the action starts.
          I suppose by definition a rodeo performer is a cowboy, but for many that is the only cowboying they do. I know a guy who does very well as a steer wrestler, but he doesn’t own any cows. He has a feed store and a nice persimmon grove. I mentioned to a local farrier that I hadn’t seen his son in quite a while. He said the boy (probably 25) was following the rodeo circuit. “Why, he won $1,600 in the past two weeks. I asked him ‘Where else you going to make that kind of money?’” Some parents do not have high expectations.
          David Farmer’s use of c-----s is very clever, and fitting for another reason. Don’t automatically assume that all the cowhands are boys. In fact women competed in rodeos right alongside men until the mid 1940s when they were excluded from most events. I don’t know why. Today barrel racing is the big thing for women.

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          ELIZABETH GABRIEL writes:
          Huzzah, Jay Johnson. Thanks for the Thurber quote. That's one of my favorite piece by him. I did the whole story for an oral interp piece, waaaay back in the early '70s when people still knew who he was. Like Jay, I would take "Carnival" to an island any time. I have a recording (a record, and now, a CD, of the Broadway production of "Carnival." I betimes lament that he is not still read and appreciated by folks who want their humor on the quieter side. But Thurber is not all whimsy and smiles. Read "A Couple of Hamburgers" and you know angst.

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          REBER: Before we go, let’s wish Luis Monteagudo a happy birthday July 29.



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