Friday, July 31, 2020

Frankie had class


          Good evening, 919 Gang. We’ve bounced from Regis Philbin to Don Freeman to Frankie Laine, and here’s another excellent story:

          DENNIS FOLEY writes:
A couple of recent mentions of the great Frankie Laine brought to mind this story, from when I was working at The Tribune and teaching a feature-writing class at SDSU in the mid-'80s. My final assignment, worth 25 percent of the grade, was a magazine-style profile of a famous, living San Diegan. I supplied a list of names and you couldn't get an A unless you interviewed the notable IN PERSON. The terrified students had to learn how to make pitches in writing, over the phone and in person, to agents, managers, PR folks and press secretaries of famous and famously busy people to try to arrange the key interview. What were the odds, given the target knew nothing was likely to ever be published? The funniest story came from the student who loved baseball, and Steve Garvey, in particular. As the deadline neared, she'd done all the background research and made a dozen contacts with the Padres and Garvey's handlers, to no avail. I suggested she buy a cheap ticket and go early to an afternoon home game, with the intent of trying to wheedle a question or two as the players loosened up during batting and fielding practice. Sure enough, as the pregame ended and players were heading toward the dugout, she ran into a gaggle of fans at the railing, shouting Garvey's name. He spotted her, smiled, and sauntered over, figuring the young woman wanted his autograph. She quickly identified herself and asked her first question. He glowered and walked away. Points for guts. But the student who had taken Frankie Laine got his man. Over the course of the semester, he'd tried the writing and phoning intermediaries, without success. In frustration, he'd driven to Frankie's gated house and rung the buzzer. No response. As with the Garvey fan, I asked if Laine was scheduled to perform locally before the semester's end. Turns out he was, at a benefit event at the Town & Country. I told him that I didn't expect him to buy a ticket, but suggested he pitch the agent on getting a few minutes before or after a rehearsal. The agent took pity and said he could have five minutes with Frankie before. Frankie was a few minutes late, so the student was told he could stay for the rehearsal and talk to him after. Frankie spent an hour and a half with him. The student was literally vibrating with excitement when he came to class next and justifiably proud. He wrote a terrific profile. Frankie showed his class.

NICK CANEPA writes:
As for Frankie Laine's San Diego location, he lived in Point Loma forever. A kind, generous man. They just unveiled a statue of him in Little Italy, where, hopefully, those who preferred Julius LaRosa won't tear it down.

RICK SMITH writes:
I thought Frankie Laine lived in the Point Loma community of La Playa. Jimmy Marino, a former Lincoln High cheerleader, class of '58, was instrumental in the erection of a statue of Laine in Little Italy. I wish I had more details, but do know that Marino had a long association with Frankie..

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CARL LARSEN writes:
I’ve often wondered if Regis Avenue, near my home, was named for Regis Philbin, who cut his teeth in San Diego. It’s not a household name. But the age of the nearby homes argues against the notion.
          If we can’t claim Regis, we’ve got bragging rights to other local TV “royalty” in our ‘hood.
My wife used to babysit for Ch. 10 station manager Clayton Brace and long-time personalities Bob Dale and Bob Mills lived a few doors away.
These celebs all pale against Annette Benning and Phil Mickelson, both of whom called Del Cerro home.
I thought it interesting that Regis, a dyed in the wool New Yorker, was buried at his beloved Notre Dame campus in Indiana.


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DAVID FARMER writes:
I was reunited with an old friend this week--if a word can be considered a friend. That word is Ruritania. I first became acquainted with it, and the country of the same name, by reading a book and watching a movie.
Puzzled yet? The reunion was arranged by the columnist George Will, who wrote that former president Richard Nixon once tried to have White House staff dressed in Ruritanian uniforms (didn't work).
The book was "The Prisoner of Zenda" (1894). The movie with that title came out in 1952.* They told the implausible story of the king of a fictional East European country named Ruritania. It seems the king has gotten into trouble and an English gentleman tourist happens to look just like him. The tourist naturally impersonates the king and manages to clear up the mess.
This is what present-day Ruritanian uniforms look like:


 I can't see what would be wrong with White House staff dressed like that. But Nixon was reportedly sniggered at until he gave up.
And below is the English gentleman whom I mentioned. In addition to looking just like the king, he bore an uncanny resemblance to Stewart Granger:


 
Some (real) countries, including the Czech Republic, still outfit** their sentries in gaudy uniforms:


 My wife and I have visited European and Scandinavian countries, and found that many of their sentries and honor guards dress like Ruritanian troops.
*I didn't read the book when it came out. I'm old, but not that old. I got to it in high school. As for the movie, it ran in the now-defunct Ramona Theater when I was a high school freshman. I've always thought that if the ushers had worn Ruritanian clothing, the theater might have survived.
          **Use of a noun as a verb is called "verbing" or "antimeria."

          REBER: Reading your post, I couldn’t help but think of the Marx Brothers singing “Hail, Hail,  Freedonia" in their movie “Duck Soup.”

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MICHELE DAVIS writes:
This was the headline in an email from a business from which I previously purchased a one of a kind mug for a friend. It was a cartoon picture of him with his dog. The headline to entice me?

"A Wholly F*cking Big Blanket At Half The Price".

          Seriously? I think they need a new marketing director.


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DENNIS FOLEY writes:
I greatly enjoyed the YouTube link supplied by Dennis Corbran and confess to at times being both a member and a target of the Grammar Police. I suspect I am not alone, given this group's reverence for precise written work (AP Stylebook, anyone?). But I love spoken language, too, and am mostly fascinated, not appalled, by differences. As I am trying to stay away from the deadly virus, I spent some time recently watching "English in America: A Linguistic History," offered on DVDs by The Great Courses folks. I recommend it. Years ago, I also took the New York Times interactive quiz to place myself on our nation's dialect map, answering questions such as whether I called sweetened, carbonated beverages soda or pop, and did I refer to a group of people as you all, youse, y'all or even yinz. It was uncannily accurate. Y'all can try it here: How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk

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          REBER: We’re launching a new month by wishing Bobbi Ignelzi and Don Kohlbauer Happy Birthdays Aug. 1.


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Thursday, July 30, 2020

COVID run amok


          Good evening, 919 Gang.

DANA WILKIE writes:
So here's a story about how this whole COVID thing (in my opinion) has run amok.
          My daughter and about nine of her friends are planning a beach vacation to the Outer Banks in North Carolina, at the home of a longtime school friend. The kids arranged it, and when the parents who owned said beach house began planning for it, they went into what I consider overdrive.
          The mom summoned all 10 of the 19-year-old participants to her home on a prescribed date, hired her own private doctor, then had said doctor administer a COVID test (the nasal swab) on her front lawn. Had each of them sign some kind of consent form.
          OK. So far so good. This didn't bother me too much.
Two days later, at my front door, arrives a blood-testing kit for Ellie, with the most Byzantine instructions I think I've ever seen: Put this part in the freezer; this part at room temperature; contact either your doctor or a local lab to draw blood; fast 12 hours before; send the results by overnight mail. And in the end -- your results may or may not be available in time for said beach trip.
          OK. Even that I might have stomached. Then comes the news, unbeknownst to me and the other parents, that when signing their forms for the lawn-front COVID test, these 19-year-olds were also signing consents for other tests, about which we as parents weren't aware, and about which they as unassuming 19-year-olds could hardly have been aware. In other words, the nasal swabs taken were used to test for a variety of ailments. I think I would have liked to have known this before submitting my daughter to this inquisition.
Turns out all the kids' COVID tests came back negative. Good enough. Now the parents of the beach home have instructed them that they are not to venture beyond the house whatsoever, other than to go to the beach. There will be no grocery shopping, no outings. Instead, the parents are ordering food to be delivered to the house.
I don't know about you guys. This seems way over the top. These same 19-year-olds have been hanging out all summer -- going to parks and restaurants and one another's homes, spending the night, watching movies, etc.

          REBER: Just guessing, but I have a hunch the owners of the house contacted a lawyer and asked how they could avoid facing a lawsuit (or nine lawsuits) in a few weeks. It will be wonderful when people can come together again without being afraid.

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DENNIS CORBRAN writes:
I’ve literally seen so many language pet peeves in this forum I could just die. Here’s a dialect coach talking about the vocal inflections, words and phrases that we complain about. His point, that language is always changing, is one that, for all intensive purposes, I agree with. Isn’t it ironic?

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DON BAUDER writes:
Jack: FYI: Don Freeman told me, too, that he had been offered the sports editor’s job and turned it down. He also told me how he hated B school at Northwestern and got into journalism. But you have more detail on how that happened than I ever got, or at least remember. I did hear lots about his friend “Chuck” Heston before he used the more dignified “Charlton.” (I would have called him Charlatan Heston but wouldn’t dare tell Don that.) Don was a great story teller and great guy. In re Frankie Laine, who retired to, I believe, Rancho Santa Fe, several U-Ters told me Laine phoned them regularly. Alas, he only phoned me once.


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