Saturday, April 30, 2016

Hooray, Hasemyer



          Good evening, 919 Gang. One of our folks has scored big – again.

          T.R. REINMAN writes:
          Hats off to Dave Hasemyer. The walkaway in the Wall Street Journal account of the White House Correspondents Dinner: The White House Correspondents’ Dinner raises money for scholarships and awards journalism prizes. This year, the association recognized the work of Matt Viser of the Boston Globe, Norah O’Donnell of CBS News, Carol Lee of The Wall Street Journal, Terrence McCoy of the Washington Post and Neela Banerjee, John Cushman Jr., David Hasemyer and Lisa Song of InsideClimate News.

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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          The Ford Motor Co. has reported the most profitable start to a year in its history. U.S. sales are said to represent a large part of that. What I'd like to know is, where are those Fords?
          When I lived in Beverly Hills, I reported to this forum about the makes of cars I saw in my neighborhood. Hint: mostly not American.
          And now I'm sending my sightings of cars in Hollywood. Hint: mostly not American. My neighbors are well-off young families with two earners. They can buy any brand of car they want. And they clearly don't want American-made.
          When I walk from Hollywood Boulevard south to Sunset Boulevard, I pass maybe 40 houses, counting both sides of the street. And parked in driveways and at the curb are at least 75 cars. (Most families here, as elsewhere, have two.)
          I might spot half a dozen American makes during that walk. And many of those are specialized: Jeeps, electric-powered Chevrolets, or muscle cars such as the Dodge Charger or Chevy Camaro. But largely foreign makes.
          Sometimes on my stretch of Hollywood Boulevard I'll see exotic speedsters like the Ferrari or Lamborghini zooming from one red light to another. Maybe the drivers just like the throaty roar of their engines.
          Down in my garage, one resident keeps a Bentley. We've lived here almost a year and a half, and I've never seen it moved. I'm thinking about offering to take it for a drive, just to keep the oil from getting gummy.
          Why this talk of automobiles? I'd like to hear from fellow members about the auto array where they live. I assume there must be places in the USA where foreign brands are the minority.
          When I was a boy, the Big Three churned out more cars than anyone on earth. How did they go so wrong? To me, one answer was their refusal to build cars without tons of sheet metal and fins. But maybe Americans were partly to blame--did we dislike more modest models? Another factor: Japanese and German makers introduced smaller cars that were fuel-efficient and offered a better ratio of cost to quality.
          American makers never seemed to recover from the arrival of Datsuns (later Nissans), Hondas and Toyotas. Then came a wave of Audis, Volkswagens and Mercedes. It's hard to see all that reversing. Or maybe it just looks that way to me in status-conscious Hollywood.

          REBER: When I was young, after a hard day of hunting and gathering, the family would huddle around the fire in our cave and talk about how shabby Japanese products were. Invariably, someone would say something like “My watch has stopped working.” Someone else would say, “It must have been made in Japan.” This would result in guffaws and knee slaps that could go on for an hour. You may not think that’s funny, but remember, this was before knock-knock jokes were invented. We didn’t have much humor.
          Japanese quality has improved a lot since then.
          I remember President Reagan taking a tour of an auto plant in Japan and saying something like, “Boy we have to get the fellas from Detroit over here to see how it’s done.” Well, you can imagine the yelling and cussing that produced in Michigan. Never mind that he was exactly correct.
          To answer David’s question, we own two Ford products. My nearest neighbor has three Ford trucks and a warehouse full of Mustangs. Japanese sedans have been losing ground as Americans opt for trucks. The latest USA Today list I found has the Ford, Chevy and Dodge pickup trucks as the most-sold new vehicles in the U.S. The Ford Fusion is No.7 on the list. The rest of the top 10 are Japanese.

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          MICHAEL GRANT writes:
          A few posts ago, Hal Fuson provided a graphic comparing newspaper ad revenue from print and digital, over time. The graphic showed steep decline in print ad revenue after 2006, but over that time, the print/digital percentages remained steady. In billions of dollars, the 2006 figures were 46.6 (print) vs. 2.7 (digital). In 2014, the split was 16.4 (print) vs. 3.5 (digital). Jack, maybe you could print that graphic again. Hal says the same trends continue for 2015 and ’16. If I were a local (San Diego, Chicago, L.A., Hartford, Orlando, Baltimore) newspaper publisher in 2016, ripping my hair out looking for a digital-era newspaper business model, I would conclude that the best local newspaper product for ad revenue (the “lifeblood,” as Hal says) would be print, 120 pages split 60/40 between local advertising and news, thrown at the sill of the customers’ front door every morning. Gannett isn’t drooling over these publications for their digital ad values; print is where the real money still is.
 


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          CARL LARSEN writes:
          It's the end of a long era Sunday as the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus sends its prodigious pachyderms packing for the warm climes of a Florida retirement refuge, sort of like Sun City with peanuts. In a masterful PR stroke worthy of The Greatest Show on Earth (trademark) that embattled Sea World could learn from, the last performance, from The Dunkin' Donuts Center in Providence, R.I., will be broadcast live on Facebook and on Ringling.com. (free). It's scheduled for 7:45 p.m., Eastern time. Changing times, and animal-rights activists alleging cruelty, have forced this move.
 
Photo: Heinz Kluetmeier, PR Newswire
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          REBER: Gather at the Maypole and we’ll wish Happy Birthday (May 1) to Thomas Neumann.

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          PAMELA DUGAN forwards:
          Boy, things are really getting tough in newspaper-land.

          MICHAEL GRANT writes:
          Apropos of nothing except a moment of cheer for most of us on a Sunday morning:
          1984 NLCS Gm4: Garvey hits a walk-off homer

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Peyton, go home



          Good evening, 919 Gang. We’ve been watching the NFL draft the past two days, and we’ll continue tomorrow. It’s always an interesting show, but I resent that ESPN couldn’t interrupt a string of commercials long enough to show one of the Chargers’ picks being announced. And Peyton Manning! I thought he retired. Evidently he retired from football but not from making commercials. Please stop, Peyton.

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          CARL LARSEN writes:
          Set your DVRs folks.
          It's time for that annual laugh fest -- the White House Correspondents Association dinner to be held tonight and which will be televised on C-SPAN beginning at 6 p.m. ET and on c-span.org. CNN’s coverage will begin at 7.
          Finding real journalists at this event is a bit like finding Waldo -- there are fewer and fewer correspondents each year and more Hollywood A-list types, mixing it up with politicos and an assortment of media personalities.
          The president will be there, as usual. It'll be his last appearance as Comedian in Chief, wrote The Daily Beast. It is he who holds all the cards. I'll always remember President Obama being honored by this group as his administration sought to jail New York Times reporter James Risen for not releasing confidential sources to the government.
          Megyn Kelly of Fox News is supposed to be there, but don't look for her to be breaking gluten-free bread with Donald Trump, who in 2011 was skewered by the President. Trump's not on the guest list. If he were, all the media party-goers would have to cover the protesters outside.
          Trump in 2011 was a guest of the Washington Post. He was so put off by Obama's ripping him up that some speculate that was the night Trump decided to make a run for the presidency.
          Example of Obama's jabs: "Donald Trump is here tonight! I know that he’s taken some flak lately. But no one is happier, no one is prouder, to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald. And that’s because he can finally get back to focusing on the issues that matter—like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and Tupac?”
          Obama might use Clinton (Bill, that is) for some inspiration as he makes his last presidential appearance at this event. In a memorable bow-out video, Bill Clinton depicted himself "as a lame-duck chief executive with barely anything to do while his vice president, Al Gore, ran for president and his wife campaigned for a New York Senate seat.
          "Clinton was shown washing the presidential limo, mowing the South Lawn, playing Battleship in the Situation Room with the chairman of the Joint Chiefs, riding a bicycle with his friend Terry McAuliffe up and down the corridors of the Old Executive Office Building, and running after Hillary's car with the bagged lunch she had forgotten to take with her."
          (Bill may be able to reprise that lunch-bag role if Hillary gets her wish).
          Hillary Clinton also won't rub shoulders with those pesky questioners, and there's no word about her sending an email or using Skype, but Bernie is scheduled to show up. Bernie makes a lot that his average donation is $27 -- a ticket to this affair goes for $300.
          This year, I want to know if top executives of Gannett and Tribune Publishing, now locked in a fierce takeover battle, will be there. I'd like to see all those Tribune D.C. reporters cozying up to their possible new bosses at Gannett!
          Former Copley News Service D.C. bureau chief George Condon, who may be a member of this group, is the go-to guy for backgrounders about the association. He once led the organization and is now writing a history of the group, which first held this dinner in 1921. Remember the discredited White House journalist Helen Thomas? It was she who broke the dinner's male-only barrier. Condon now writes for the National Journal.
          A lot has been written in the past few years about whether it's appropriate for reporters and the people they cover (including the President) to rub shoulders at such an affair. Once called the "nerd's prom," it has mushroomed to be an East Coast version of the Academy Awards, with dazzling pre- and post-parties for the insiders.
          Seeing this possible conflict, The New York Times bowed out of the affair a few years back. The Washington Post still attends, buying a table or so at $3,000 a pop. Proceeds of the evening, which rakes in $600,000 to $700,000, goes to a scholarship fund.
          The Post has had extensive coverage of the buildup this week, including this:
          "Once all the details of Saturday’s sprawling White House Correspondents’ Association dinner were locked down this week, the people behind the party did what came naturally: They threw themselves another, more exclusive party.
          "A handful of Washington journalists gathered Wednesday evening on the balcony of a lobbyist’s swanky condominium overlooking the city’s skyline to sip champagne from flutes garnished with blueberries to celebrate their ­dinner-planning prowess."
          Swanky condo? Blueberry-laced champagne? Lobbyist?
          Sort of like someone going to Goldman Sachs to give a talk for an hour.

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          CHUCK BOYD writes:
          Had a nice birthday. We saw comic Amy Schumer last night in a huge coliseum (9,000 fans!). NO PHOTOS ALLOWED, and I was stopped at security and they said I had to take my camera back to my car.
          I said needed to check with my driver and walked over toward Raj who had already cleared security.
          He watched and waited till both guards turned their backs and motioned me to hurry in!
          $100 tickets (Huh? One hour stand-up with an opener?) so did not want to risk taking a picture. Signs everywhere said taking pictures meant being ejected with NO refund.
          When we all stood at the end, I snapped three before Schumer left the stage. Zoomed in close.
          Yesterday a delivery guy brought me a fruit "bouquet" sent from Amy and Kathleen. Burp (healthy).


          REBER: In the corner of one photo you can see a large TV screen. After a couple of experiences when I had to rely on a TV screen to see the performer, I have a new rule: If I can’t get (or afford) decent seats where we can see what is going on on the stage, we will stay home.

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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          Paul Krugman, the economist, Nobel Laureate and New York Times columnist, also writes a blog. He sometimes feels the need to advise his blog readers how technical a given entry will be. He'll put in parentheses next to the title (Wonkish) or (Slightly Wonkish), etc.
          And when I'm totally serious about a submission to the 919 News, I sometimes fear that my penchant for joking will make people think I'm kidding. I'm marking this entry (Serious).
          I saw something on CNBC a couple of days ago that deeply offended me. It showed a lack of human courtesy and respect for a high American office, if not its holder. I almost could not believe my ears.
          John Harwood, the network's chief Washington correspondent, was interviewing Joe Biden. Harwood began by talking about how certain past vice presidents have been viewed by some: Al Gore, wooden; Dick Cheney, Darth Vader.
          Then Harwood asked, "Are you comfortable with 'Goofy Uncle Joe'?"
          Biden replied evenly, "No, I'm not comfortable with 'Goofy Uncle Joe'." Then, like the experienced politician he is, the vice president of the United States pivoted to something substantial.
          I don't know who Harwood talks to, but I don't believe most Americans think of Biden as a goofy uncle. In fact, I don't care if all of Harwood's friends and colleagues hold that view. You simply don't offer a gross insult to a top public figure that way.
          There was no policy enlightenment to be gained by the question. Biden is not running for president. Harwood had no justification except to make himself sound clever (or try).
          I don't even like Biden, never have. But if I were introduced to him, I'd treat him with courtesy. And I have no doubt that he would treat me the same.
          Some executive at CNBC should have edited Harwood's question out, and then written the correspondent a letter of reprimand. I know the first didn't happen, and I seriously doubt that the second did.

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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          Len Novarro sent in a good example of bloated law-speak from a San Diego firm. It turns out that the company is hiring:
           "The firm is actively recruiting partner-level talent in complimentary practice areas to provide legal expertise in the San Diego region and beyond."
           I can't image they'll get any applicants, since the new hires won't be paid. I guess that's what they call pro bono work.

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          REBER: We can’t close out April without wishing Happy Birthday (April 30) to Larry Ross and Marcus Stern.

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          JULIE PENDRAY forwards:
          Idyllwild Library Hosts All That Jazz

          GENE CIECHANOWSKI forwards:


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