Saturday, June 30, 2012

A day late and many dollars short

(Editor's note: This post originally was supposed to have gone out June 30, but due to technical problems never was delivered.)


          Good evening, 919 Gang. I am a day late in re-starting the messages after our vacation because I returned with a cold. As I wrote earlier, we rented a house west of Yellowstone, and all nine Rebers congregated. That meant a lot to me because it is tough to get the whole group together.
          Yellowstone was great, of course. Loved the scenery, but it's the animals which are the big attraction. Upon entry, each of the grandchildren was given a checklist to mark off the animals he/she saw. Giovanna, who turned 10 on this trip, took this task very seriously. On the first day she drew my attention to a tree that was across a river and at least 400 yards away. "See that black spot beside the tree?" she asked. "That's a black bear's butt." Well, I didn't argue. Later we saw black bears much closer, so it worked out.
          To the 8-year-old's disappointment, we did not see a Sasquatch, but we saw almost everything else. A couple of times we pulled off the road to where people were all excited about an animal they identified as a wolf. But it wasn't. It was a coyote. Again, I didn't argue.
          On our way home, we stopped in Las Vegas for four days. The kids enjoyed the pools and buffets; Grandpa and Grandma enjoyed the slots -- more some days than others.

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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          I mentioned a few weeks ago that Hinda and I would be in a movie. It's called "Buried Treasure," a short designed to screen at film festivals to demonstrate the skills of the makers. They hope this will lead to future jobs.
          The subject is geocaching: hiding an object of significance to the person placing it. That person publishes the location's GPS coordinates on the internet. Geocachers who find it sign a paper saying so and leave it with the cached object. I'm just as confused about the object of this activity as I was before filming.
          Our unpaid appearance was a favor to Leslie Hope, an actress friend, shown below with me, Hinda and the first AD. Leslie is the director.
          We had to wake at 5 a.m. to be picked up at 6 and be transported to suburban Palmdale, one of the world's ugliest locations. The driver showed at 7 a.m., getting us to the "set" more than an hour late. Hinda and I agreed that we could have used the extra sleep.
          The set was essentially bare desert, complete with Joshua Trees and a small catering area under a tent. Since we were late, we missed the pancakes, but I was able to grab a handful of M&Ms, a power bar and a bottle of water. Hinda skipped the "meal."
          We then went to the "honey wagon," a production truck that contained dressing rooms, a makeup room, a couple of tiny offices, and bathrooms. We'd brought our own clothes, since this film is being made on an invisible budget. They did provide me with a baseball cap, and Hinda with a pair of canvas shoes. We got to bring them home, much like a star allowed to keep a designer dress worn on the red carpet.
          We were to play an "elderly couple," which I mentioned previously is intolerable typecasting. But we did our best to look old.
          I'll continue this diary tomorrow with details of our star turn as actors.




          Part Two of my diary about shooting the movie "Buried Treasure":
          We actors reported to makeup, hair and wardrobe, but the artist opted not to apply makeup to me. Either I have a loathsome disease or I'm perfect as I am. I prefer the latter. He did put a little on Hinda. Neither of us needed attention to our hair. Mine's short and hers is shorter, and we both wore hats to keep off the High Desert sun.
          Then we walked along a sandy dirt road to the set. The scene for the day consisted solely of a kind of "altar" that resembled an Indian teepee, set in the desert with mountains in the distance. The idea was that some unknown (to us, at least) geocacher had placed a meaningful object inside. Hinda and I were instructed to approach the rickety structure and gaze at it. Then I got down on hands and knees and went inside to sign a kind of logbook to prove we'd been there. After that, we walked out of camera range, overcome with emotion.
          It was interesting to get directions from Leslie Hope, the actress who was directing. (She's been in many films and TV shows, including the role of Jack Bauer's wife in the first season of the series "24".) It was like acting in an old-time silent movie. Leslie first told us what to do, then called out directions while we "acted." This was on the order of, "Now turn around and take a picture of Hinda." Since we had no dialogue, the sound didn't matter. All that was missing was a violin playing mood music, and Gloria Swanson elbowing us aside to demand a closeup.
          There are other scenes in the movie, of course: interiors, different locations, but we're not in them. As I've resentfully reported, we were sadly miscast as an "elderly couple." They even made me use a cane, which I briefly considered breaking over Leslie's head. But we actors know that it's important to be able to "play older" or "play younger" than your real age. So far, no offers for me to portray someone in his 30s.



          JIM OKERBLOM writes:
          I wrote and produced this video (link below) for Cubic about Walter J. Zable, the company's founder and the world's oldest CEO when he died June 23 at age 97. He was sometimes gruff and abrasive, other times kind and gentle. I saw both sides in my one meeting with him, shortly after I got hired at Cubic.
          I went to his office, planning to write a story about Cubic's 1960s optical vote counting system, called Votronics. It was pretty revolutionary for its time. The pages the machines would scan were the size of a full newspaper page. The system had a pen kind of thing with a spring contraption on the end that would fold back and ink a small pad, and fold down when you pushed on it to mark the ballot next to the candidate or ballot measure. The black marks were almost the size of a dime. The sheets were slowly fed through the machines, which read the black dots. The first machines had no transistors, only relays, and they worked well, though not very quickly.
          I had done several interviews with old-timers who had worked on Votronics, including the wife of the late Cubic guy who invented it. I even had an old ballot with Richard Nixon and Spiro Agnew as the presidential candidates. I thought I was going to have a nice stroll down memory lane interviewing the old guy, showing him how much I knew about Cubic. Hardly.
          As soon as I explained what I was doing, he lit into me.
          "Listen to me, I don't want you writing about that! That's in the past! We need to write about the future! You talk to Steve Sampson about the new laser system for combat ID we're building. Do you work full time or what? Nobody works full day around here anymore!"
          I stammered about it being just a historical piece, and he wasn't having any of it. I thought I was going to be fired. Fortunately, I had just written a piece about the laser system, which I went and got.
          He calmed down, said, "Look, I'm an old man, I've got pains everywhere, I've earned the right to act like this. I just want you to write about the future, not the past!"
          I ended up liking and respecting him. He had a knee replaced in his mid 90s. In the end, he could barely walk. But he still came in almost every day. He didn't do e-mail, but I still got messages until shortly before he died that "WJZ" wanted this or that.
          Here is the link to the video:
http://youtu.be/rPNQxquFo7s

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         PRESTON TUREGANO writes:
          Is there an "Enemies List" at the UT? A former UT administrative employee tried to get the Features department to do a story about their significant involvement in an upcoming exhibit at a world famous museum in Europe, only to get a dressing down from a top newsroom editor who said, "Don't you write anti-Union-Tribune comments every time Don Bauder writes a critical UT article for The Reader?" Even though the former employee denied doing so, the editor transferred the call to another staffer (the fourth in a buck-passing "Not my job; not my beat" reaction that day). As I have mentioned in the past on 919, letters-to-the-editor I have submitted are never acknowledged, thus indicating there's probably a "Do Not Use List" in the halls of Manchester. BTW, former UT publisher David Copley is supporting that museum exhibit with a nice six-figure dollar amount. If only Burl Stiff were still around to spread the word or, heck, travel and cover the show for the Style+Society page. But Burl's dead, sources say.

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          DAVID ELLIOTT writes:
          Very nice of you to run on your blog the note from Preston Turegano, and the link to my last column at the Reader, a farewell essay.
          I suggest that the term "let go," as in "We have to let you go," be expunged from the English language. I have heard it too often. It is a squishy, feckless phrase, a form of corporate camouflage with the suggestion that the boss was forced by some irresistible force, against his will, to let you leave his employ. I doubt that Aztec priests, when they heartlessly rolled a heart-less body down the side of the pyramid, said with wistful chagrin, "So sad. We had to let him go."
          But I had a fun gig with the column, perhaps my last after five papers. Sic transit gloria criticum. On to new horizons....
          (I told Holman at the Reader that no declining paper has ever saved itself by turning to its web platform. He seemed sheepishly puzzled).
          In answer to your question, I believe I have written around 7,000 reviews in my career, perhaps 5,000 at the Union-Tribune. Plus many essays, interviews, listings, etc. But, much more than Keats, a critic's name is writ in water.

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          ANNE MACLACHLAN writes:
          Mr. Reber, in response to your observation that "I have mentioned before the U-T questionnaires I am asked to fill out at least weekly. Yesterday's was very interesting. All the subjects were house ads the U-T had run in the printed paper saluting staff writers. I was asked if I knew these people": I very much fear that the general public is being asked to determine the future U-T staff roster. Not a "star"? Goodbye.
          Thanks for these updates. It's a pleasure to read them.

          SHARON REEVES writes:
          Re: U-T TV: Did anyone else notice that the two guys have actual laptops in front of them while the girl has a little pink something? Does the color change according to what she wears???

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          BOB ELLEDGE forwards:
          JournalismJobs.com -- Job Listing SD Biz Journal
http://tinyurl.com/7594c5k

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          OTTO KREISHER writes:
          In support of the link Tim Wilson provided on motor oils being basically the same. My dad was a truck driver and while in junior high, I would accompany him of some of his trips. One I remember, we went to a factory that was producing Quaker State motor oil - then and now higher priced. Dad pointed out that it also put into cans with lower-priced labels, oil that came from the same machines.
          And re the question of the derivation of "high ball" for a salute, I doubt many Army Air Corps, or Air Force, folks were familiar with hobo slang. We never used that term in the Navy. To a naval aviator, "high ball" means you are above glide slope coming in for a carrier landing.

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          JERRY RIFE writes:
          We can all use a little self-reflection from time to time. These reflections were captured in Paris at the Musée de l'Armée, the military museum of the French army. They are not Photoshopped images but the reflection of my face on the glass cases which hold the exhibits. The museum also houses Napolean's tomb which looks a lot like Grant's tomb in NYC except Old Boney's features glittering gold leaf and four lush little churubs that would have made Ole Ulysses blush.

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          SHARON REEVES writes:
          The entire library staff was among the casualties at New Orleans. The library will be closed on Sept. 30. I guess they don’t need research or archiving when they appear only three times a week.

          REBER: Sharon refers to the Times-Picayune and other printed papers being cut back to publication on only three days. Here's another take on that move:
http://tinyurl.com/7b34jhy

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          CAITLIN ROTHER writes:
          Just a little note about the release of my book about the John Gardner-Chelsea King-Amber Dubois case. LOST GIRLS, my eighth book and one of my most challenging projects to date (mostly due to the extreme sensitivity surrounding this case, but also it was difficult writing about a case that didn't go to trial because none of the documents were available through the court system as they normally would be post-sentencing) is finally about to be released. The official sale date is July 3, although the news stories are starting the week beforehand, and will have hit the airwaves before Jack gets back from vacation to post this. I want to invite everyone who is interested to come out for one of several talks/signings I have scheduled in San Diego or if you live in the OC, I have one up there as well. Here are the dates:
          The launch is Thursday, July 5 at 6:30 p.m. at the Mira Mesa B&N, then I'll have one on Saturday, July 7 at 3 p.m. at the Encinitas library, then on Wednesday, July 11 at 6:30 p.m. at the Oceanside B&N. I am also doing a talk/signing at Book Carnival in Orange, in Orange County, at 2 p.m. on Saturday, July 14.
          Hope to see some of you!

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          GENE CIECHANOWSKI writes:
          Thanks to all who responded to my email about the vinyl records. A nonprofit will be getting them.

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          BOB ELLEDGE writes:
          Another banned word? Successfully, as a breathless 10 News reporter gushed: "Nick Wallenda successfully crossed Niagara Falls on a wire..."

          WELTON JONES writes:
          Comma patrol to the rescue!


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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          I encountered something rare on the streets of Los Feliz recently. It was an International Harvester pickup truck, made from 1907 to 1975. This is a 1968 model:

         
          I remember seeing IH pickups around Ramona, circa 1948-1956, when it was mainly agricultural. People also bought Studebaker pickups and other brands you don't see any more.
          IH primarily turned out tractors and (surprise) harvesters. But it filled a niche for light trucks and even refrigerators and similar durable goods. It also manufactured M1 Garand military rifles for the U.S. Army. Now called Navistar, the company builds heavy trucks and buses.
          IH managed to hang on in the light vehicle department with the Scout SUV, 1961-80. This is a Scout:

    
          Good old Southern California. With its nice weather and no road salt for snow and ice, vehicles last a long time. It's like living in a giant auto museum with displays that change daily.

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          REBER: We have a bunch of Internet links to share tonight. This first one is my favorite. I don't know where or when it was taken.

          RICK SMITH forwards:
          Let's go for a boat ride.
http://tinyurl.com/6psbncn

          DIANA MORTENSON forwards:
         The owl and the cat
http://www.wimp.com/catowl/

          TIM WILSON forwards:
          Proof it’s never to late to realize your dreams:
http://tinyurl.com/7apgnm7

          TIM WILSON forwards:
          A brief history of Irish Slavery:
http://tinyurl.com/cg4h5g8

          DENNIS FOLEY forwards:
          A sure conversation starter:
http://bit.ly/NeBQfi

          DAVID COHEN forwards:
         This is for all the ancients who remember what a typewriter was!! Enjoy.
http://tinyurl.com/89slorp

          RICK SMITH forwards:
          USS Arizona burials.
http://tinyurl.com/7rve79v

          GENE CIECHANOWSKI forwards:
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=C6f_FvZpm3g

          TIM WILSON forwards:
          How’s this for a smart car:
Volkswagen's The People's Car Project: Hover Car PART 1

          GENE CIECHANOWSKI forwards:
Humpback Whale Gives Show After Being Saved  

  

P.O. Box 2239
Ramona, CA 92065
U.S.A.


Thursday, June 14, 2012

A long time out

          Good evening, 919 Gang. This will be the last nightly report for a while. Mary and I have rented a house west of Yellowstone, and the entire Reber clan is headed that way. Nine Rebers under one roof should be interesting. The 8-year-old is hoping we can spot a Sasquatch. It's okay with me if he is disappointed. I plan to return June 28, and I hope to file that night. But no promises. I am retired, which means I don't have to make deadlines.

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          PRESTON TUREGANO writes:
          David Elliott has been laid off by The Reader. Here is his final column.
http://tinyurl.com/caymkb2

          REBER: David mentions in the column that he has written 182 reviews in his 19 months with The Reader. David, do you have any idea how many movies you have reviewed in your long and successful career? It must be an amazing number.

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          DAVID FARMER writes:
          I was going to ignore recent remarks here about the quality of broadcast news. Then John Martin's item encouraged me. I've been out of TV for 15 years, and I don't watch much news. So I'll limit myself to what used to be, and what I hope still is, somewhere.
          I entered broadcasting in 1968 at KNXT, the CBS-owned station in Los Angeles. We measured ourselves against The Los Angeles Times, I think justifiably. The Big News was one of the best local hours in history. Then I went to the CBS O&O in New York, which was almost as good. We couldn't hope to match The New York Times, but we were comparable to the Daily News and Post. (Both papers were less sensational then.)
          I moved to CBS News in New York, and was immensely proud of the dedication, standards, and talent there. I believe it was the best network ever. After that, CNN in Atlanta, which played a different ballgame. Ted Turner's outfit lacked the money and staff quality of the Big Three, but we were serious. I think we accomplished our aims creditably.
          Some TV and radio news today is repetitive, shallow, and presented by unprepared people. But I think we should give them the respect of believing that they're doing the best they know how. After all, the U-T is not what it used to be either. Journalism has changed, and we all have to work harder to unearth the quality news that once could easily be found in papers and on the air.

          MICHAEL GRANT writes:
          Following up on John Martin’s comments, I have taught students for years that the only difference between print and broadcast news writing is the 4 Cs.
          Condense: a print story, whatever length, has to be condensed to 140 words per minute for broadcast.
          Clarity: takes on an extra premium in broadcast because the viewer only gets one shot at understanding the story.
          Conversational: broadcast journalists have to write in a conversational style, as if they had been invited into the viewer’s living room, which they literally have.
          Circular: Since a broadcast story can’t be cut, the reporter knows the last sentence is going to be there. Just as the lede wants to draw the viewer into the story, the broadcast journalist can strive to write a last sentence, knowing it’s going to be there, that makes it harder, even by just a little bit, for the viewer to leave the story. Charles Kuralt always said he gave as much attention to the last sentence, as the first.
          Otherwise, print and broadcast news, at least at the professional level, both use the same news definition, 5 W’s, news values, and Inverted Pyramid to do the job.

          REBER: As John Martin pointed out, there are variances in the quality of TV news, as there is in newspapers.

          ZAK WOODRUFF writes:
          Thank you Ken Stone for posting links to the YouTube clips from U-T TV. I can't seem to get the actual U-T site's TV clips to play, so the YouTube links allow me to see what everybody has been talking about. The program is strange indeed. After watching a few segments, I have to conclude U-T TV is modeled on the Fox-News program "Fox & Friends." (Was this already pointed out here?) See attached image.
          The seating configuration is the same, with the blonde in the middle as a focal point and the two coat-wearers on each side (sans ties, despite of the U-T dress code). Of course, there's also the headline scroll at the bottom (notice the unnecessary apostrophe), in case anyone watching is interested in news. Michael Smolens looks especially embarrassed throughout his appearance, in which he is introduced as Richard Branson and then later as Chuck Norris. I can only assume the hosts avoided a Wolf Blitzer comparison due to CNN being a Fox-News competitor.



          BARBARA MOSS writes:
          U-T TV is such an embarrassment, the extent of which is impossible to calculate.

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          CECIL SCAGLIONE writes:
          Google New Orleans Times Picayune to read that 84 of 179 newsroomers have to leave the property Sept 30. Going to three-times a week adopts the owner's Ann Arbor, Mich., tryout. Staff in three Alabama dailies was also slashed.
          Political cartoonist Steve Kelley, who had been fired by the Union-Tribune more than a decade ago, will be laid off by the New Orleans Times-Picayune, according to story in Poynter.org. After a nasty fight with the U-T that went to court, Kelley joined the Times-Picayune in 2002. He will lose his job October 1 when the paper goes to a three-day-a-week print schedule. Kelley told Poynter, "I would have encouraged the paper to transition away from print editions more gradually." Kelley is co-creator behind the cartoon strip "Dustin," which is syndicated to more than 320 papers.

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          WAYNE CARLSON writes
          My Chelsea Morning.
          Vince Hottle’s white paper on LSD sent me back many years to a bar in Spokane, Wash., where a cute girl spiked my drink with what she called a small dose of LSD, also known as acid. I felt OK until I looked over to a nearby table to see that the heads of the people conversing there were from the animal kingdom. Strangely, my mind-set was not, “What the hell’s going on here?” It was more like, “Mmmm, those guys look kind of dangerous.” Later, I drove the girl to my apartment, where I discovered that acid amplified the pleasures of coupling by, perhaps, 100-fold. I also vaguely recall the feeling of being dropped into a new dimension, with supreme powers of insight and perception – but all within a context that was very disturbing and just plain weird.
          A turbulent experience with unusually un-mellow pot and two scary episodes while under the spell of hashish convinced me to stop the nonsense. Though some 919ers may not believe it, I haven’t inhaled or gulped another drug since. Unfortunately when I got straight, those perceived super-powers vanished, and the heightened pleasures diminished, but thankfully, so did the visions of fearsome animal-headed people. I don’t recall having a single flashback.
          I believe the great Steve Jobs posthumously lends credibility to a discussion that could lead to a new round of study, by legitimate scientists, to investigate how to harness and then find useful ways to employ this powerful but explosive chemical.
          Finally, I became enlightened through my LSD experience in one powerful way: Call it a punch line, if you like, but it’s also true: No, I wasn’t suddenly able to unravel the structure of DNA. It was something much cooler. I woke up one day to discover I could decipher the messages in Joni Mitchell’s beautiful and intricate lyrics, which the distressed angel wrote in perfect iambic pentameter. Acid-fueled rock music proved much more challenging to comprehend, or appreciate.

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          BERNIE HUNT writes:
          Ever the editor, I cannot help myself:
          Jerry Rife’s evocative word picture yesterday of the powers of Stan Griffin’s imperial office evokes an anachronistic image. Unlikely that Caligula ever was “atop the Colosseum signaling thumbs up or thumbs down …” Little Boot lay moldering in the grave more than 30 years by the time Roman slaves first laid trowels to begin building the Colosseum.
          Still, I get the picture. Keep it up Jerry. Great stuff. This old fart and once passer-through of the Trib’s editorial vineyards thanks you for the memories.

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          DEAN CALBREATH writes:
          Re Don Freeman’s question on highball salutes.
          The best explanation I can come up with (which may or may not be right) is that a common farewell among hobos in the 1930s was “Happy highball!” Highball was hobo slang for an express train that could get you a great distance pretty quickly, so the greeting was essentially a good luck wish for finding a good train to latch onto. Since so many hobos were WWI veterans, I believe it was common to give a short, snappy salute when they wished each other luck. I believe that became known as the highball salute.

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          JACK REBER writes:
          I have mentioned before the U-T questionnaires I am asked to fill out at least weekly. Yesterday's was very interesting. All the subjects were house ads the U-T had run in the printed paper saluting staff writers. I was asked if I knew these people. Yes on some, no on most. I was asked if I follow them on Facebook or Twitter. One is a Facebook friend, but I'm doubtful how much I really follow him. Then came a series of questions about whether I wanted to know more about these writers. To summarize my answers: I am certain they all are fine folks, but I am more interested in what they write than in what they had for breakfast or whether they like long walks on the beach. My opinion of them will be shaped by their ability to present the news, not personality traits.

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          REBER: Our birthday list is long tonight as I include all the birthdays during my absence. Happy Birthday June 14 to Kirk Kenney and Don Sevrens; June 16 to Leslie Wolf Branscomb and David Farmer; June 17 to Hiram Soto; June 18 to Roni Breite, Jane Clifford, Jim Falk, Welton Jones, and Ken Stone; June 19 to John Kerr and Mike McLane; June 21 to Bernie Jones and Alan Miller; June 23 to Crissy Pascual; and June 26 to Elson Irwin.

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          TIM WILSON forwards:
          This is an older article but not much has changed.
          Its conclusion: motor oil is pretty much the same, regardless of manufacturers' claims and costs:
http://tinyurl.com/7hgw8jb

          TIM WILSON forwards:
          This is time lapse footage of the earth at night photographed from the International Space Station. Note all the lightning flashes and the beauty of the Aurora Borealis from space:
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap120305.html

          JACK REBER forwards:
          An interesting and large collection of Civil War photos. As you might expect, some are on the gruesome side.
http://tinyurl.com/29khln

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          REBER: On June 19 I will celebrate the sixth anniversary of my role as ringleader for the 919 Gang. Celebrate is the correct word because, even through some rough spots, I have enjoyed this experience. Thanks to all who write. You are the ones who make this possible.


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Ramona, CA 92065
U.S.A.