Saturday, January 30, 2016

Do the math



          Good evening, 919 Gang. Mary said, “It’s supposed to rain tonight. Did you roll up the windows on your truck?” I replied, “According to the Weather Channel there is a 50 percent chance of rain, so I rolled the windows up half way.”

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          PRESTON TUREGANO writes:
          My thanks to the Farmergram correction of the spelling of bigwigs. Loved the Bourbon humor, too. And thanks to John Kern, for pointing out that the late Gaylord Parkinson may not have been state GOP chairman when he got arrested at the Mission Valley May Co. in 1974. I checked the official state GOP web site today (and even Wikipedia) and see that Parky served as chairman between 1964 and '67. Still, he is credited with the GOP 11th commandment. None of the stories about him in U-T archives, since 1983, cited the dates of Parky's GOP service. Lastly, I meant to extend kudos and a hug to Bonnie Rogers for her recent 919 posting about her first love, a tree. That was really a refreshing and memorable contribution to this daily blog.

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          BONNIE ROGERS writes:
          Sometimes I have incorporated items I have already posted for the 919 Gang in my Facebook pieces. Some of this is new, some you've probably read before. I worked on the El Cajon Valley News/Daily Californian for three and a half years. I could never have had the diverse opportunities on The San Diego Union as a woman in the 1960s. I worked there for six and a half years in the 1950s and there were zero options for women then. I recall standing in the city room at the age of 17 and realizing that "people who know how to change typewriter ribbons, did it." Since I did not want to be a secretary, I never learned. When my copy got too faint to read, Don Freeman changed the ribbons for me. (I didn't have any problem learning to change the ribbons on the wire machines. AP guy Ted McKenna taught me.)

THROWBACK THURSDAY:
          Being a newspaper reporter was one of the most satisfying jobs I ever had. I really felt like Brenda Starr working on a small town daily with a circulation of less than 10,000. Because we were so small, the reporters were jacks-of-all-trades, doing everything from auto accidents to the bridge scores.
          I was one of four reporters working on the El Cajon Valley News in the early 1960s. We covered two incorporated cities (El Cajon and La Mesa) and a large unincorporated section of San Diego County. My beat was La Mesa, specifically the police department, city hall, the La Mesa-Spring Valley School District and Grossmont Hospital (which is a district hospital funded by local taxpayers, not a private one).
          Every morning on the way to work I went by the La Mesa PD and went through the "overnights," the arrest sheets from the previous evening. Then to City Hall where I smoozed with various civil servants of the mayor and city councilmen. (One day I got a tip from a whistle blower to pick up some secret documents linking the La Mesa Bowl, the San Diego Chargers and the Detroit arm of the Mafia. Heavy stuff!) The school and hospital districts were covered largely at their respective board meetings and with feature stories.
          The school district was particularly good fodder for news. They had three or four school board recall elections, had parents marching in the streets with placards demanding prayers be allowed in the classroom. It was (is) a Constitutional issue and garnered national coverage. Passions ran high. At one school board meeting when an anti-prayer board member had only one copy of his somewhat incendiary statement, the rush from the press table was so fierce the Evening Tribune reporter literally kicked my feet out from under me in the scramble to get it. The board member saw what happened and held the document for me, so I could go copy it and pass it out to all the press.
          Grossmont Hospital posed a special kind of challenge. There had been a few deaths in the hospital's emergency room because there were no resident doctors on site. I did a series of 13 articles on the situation and my paper ran an editorial proposing a solution. We proposed that physicians using the facility to treat their private patients "volunteer" three 24-hour shifts a year to emergency room duty so that a doctor was always present. The hospital board changed the rules and the problem was solved. My newspaper (and I) won the California Newspaper Publishers Association's top award (over papers like the Los Angeles Times, Sacramento Bee, etc.) for that one.


          I wasn't always on beat, though. The photo shows me receiving the Best Sports Story award at Stanford from the Associated Press. That was in 1965 when no woman had ever won it. (I had been called in on my day off to cover a track meet. I had never attended one before so I certainly had a fresh eye.)
          At one point I received an anonymous tip that a right-wing white supremacist group had a "hit" list and my name was number two on the list. (Si Cassidy, who owned the El Cajon newspaper I worked for and whose politics were something left of the Democrats, was number one.)
          I wasn't sure there was anything to it, but the next morning on my way to work I took one of La Mesa's police lieutenants aside and asked him to check it out for me. He got back to me a couple of days later. Said, "Boy, did you get me in trouble!" Seems there was such a group with such a list, but the FBI had already infiltrated and my police friend had almost blown his cover. My friend told me that he had arranged with the FBI mole to let him know if the word went out to start knocking off those on the list. He said he would let me know in that case and take me under cover. I figured it was time for me to either trust the "system" or quit my job. I decided to trust.

          DON BAUDER writes:
          In re Engelbert Humperdinck, via Bonnie Rogers. I was with Business Week in Cleveland when my secretary asked, "What do you think of Engelbert Humperdinck?" I looked at her incredulously. How did she know of an opera composer? Then I learned he was a singer of popular music who had taken Humperdinck's name. Yes, his opera Hansel und Gretel is his one hit. He wrote others, but they didn't catch the public's eye. Far back in San Diego Opera's history, we performed Hansel und Gretel and Rossini's La Cenerentola (Cinderella) for children. We didn't attract good audiences and stopped it. Tito Capobianco was contemptuous of Hansel und Gretel. Some opera lovers sneer at Hansel und Gretel as a children's opera. Not me. I think it is an excellent opera for both children and adults. (I recommend the EMI recording featuring Anne-Sofie von Otter and Barbara Bonney, conducted by Jeffrey Tate. It's old but great.) Rossini's La Cenerentola is a great opera. We have seen it several times including in San Diego -- it's Rossini at his best. Incidentally, none other than Richard Wagner championed Humperdinck. I would like to hear Preston Turegano's opinion on these two operas. Maybe he thinks I am a fool for loving them.

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          PRESTON TUREGANO writes:
          Mention of Bill Osborne's departure as U-T editorial/opinion editor has prompted an assessment of his in-print send-off. On Sunday Jan. 24, the U-T ran "Adding up 44 years of news, opinions," an A-2 Question & Answer article about Osborne's impending departure that occurred last Friday. It was 12 column inches, two columns wide and with a 3-by-5-inch color photo of Osborne. Two pages later (A-4), U-T Readers' Representative Adrian Vore wrote eight column inches, also two columns wide, about Osborne: "Longtime U-T newsman saying farewell." On Jan. 25, the paper ran an A-1 story  "U-T's Osborne Ready to Turn the Page" by John Wilkins. Jumping to A-11, it was a total of 38 column inches, one column wide with an A-1 color mug shot of Osborne. I thought a total of 58 column inches about the same individual and impending event was wretched excess, especially when newsprint is a dwindling commodity and really important things are going on in the world. I agree that Osborne is truly unflappable, as one of the articles about him says. But even he must have blushed bright red over the overkill. Carl Larsen made reference to a (57-minute) podcast interview with Osborne on VoiceofSanDiego.org. The audio is interesting, and some of what Osbo says in the interview is debatable. My eyebrows raised about former editorial page editor Bob Kittle being fired for economic reasons. According to a U-T salary list from 2004 (about three years before Kittle's departure), Bowtie Bob was making $99,464 a year. (Osborne's pay is not on the list.) Close behind was Robert Caldwell at $94,491, and No. 3 editorial department editor Bernie Jones at $83,238. I think Kittle was sacked because he had become a pain in the ass, he had no sense of fairness or balance when it came to certain issues, and most of the editorial writer staff could not get along with him.

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          REBER: Tomorrow (Jan. 31) we will sing Happy Birthday to Nancee Lewis. I will be off-key, as usual, but Nancee’s too sweet to complain about things like that.

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          CHUCK BOYD forwards:
          Look how railroads make sure they have clear sailing in the dead of winter.
          Guess it would mess up the view from the observation car but maybe passenger trains do not do the task of clearing away heavy snowfall.
          I think of that old question: "How does the snow plow operator get to work?"

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          Good evening, 919 Gang. It’s good we have someone we can turn to with a hairy question.

          DAVID FARMER writes:
          Preston Turegano used the term "big-wigs" about important members of a political party in San Diego County. I nearly wigged out! (Not really, but how often do you get to use the phrase in daily conversation?)
          The word bigwig (now the preferred spelling; sorry, Preston) made me wonder if unimportant members of a group should be called "smallwigs." If so, I would definitely qualify. About the only groups I belong to are AARP, the Auto Club, Costco, one disorganized political party (no names, please), and a low-cost cremation society. In none of them am I so much as the doorkeeper.
          I wonder, too, if a smallwig has to purchase a different head covering for each group of which he (or she) is an unimportant member. So many questions, so little time.
          I looked up the origin of bigwig and found that it dates to the time of Louis XIII of France. It seems that poor Lou was prematurely bald, so he took to wearing a wig*. Naturally, all the toadies in his court quickly adopted the practice. Eventually, it spread to members of European royalty and "persons of quality" (another nail in my wig-wearing coffin). Here's a later Louie, just to illustrate:
 
          Since a raft of French monarchs were called "Sun Kings," I wonder if wigs also helped protect them from heat stroke. Another question that I fear will never be resolved.
          Wigs were costly to buy and maintain. I imagine you needed a couple of people to hair-dress and keep them powdered. Some were so elaborate (wigs, not hairdressers) that they needed a form of scaffold to hold them up. Unfortunately, the pairing of "scaffold" and French royalty gave the lower classes dangerous ideas (but more on that at another time).
          Today, as far as I know, the only people who wear such ceremonial wigs are British judges and barristers. Here's one of the latter now, being about as anachronistic as you can get:


          *I have a theory about Lou's baldness. It's an established fact that members of his family drank so much whiskey that they became known as the Bourbons. I think it's quite possible that this practice had a negative effect on their follicles. That's just another theory, alack, that is unlikely to be proved in our time. I would undertake to test it myself, but I prefer the taste of tequila. Especially when combined with Trader Joe's margarita mix.

          JOHN KERN writes:
          Re Preston's history lesson and Gaylord Parkinson, I don't believe he was State GOP chairman at the time he was arrested. He and a couple of other folks, I think one was the late Jim Sills and some others whose names escape me were setting up a conservative organization headquartered in the Atlas Hotel at the time. Parky, as he was called, was a good guy, RIP. I believe his wife had recently died before his arrest but again, my memory may be fuzzy. Ralph Bennett, another good guy, RIP, kept wanting me to write a story about their organization but Parky was far too interesting and a good cook and I was more interested in the stories he was telling and the free meals. Finally Ralph said, in effect, write the damn story, and that ended my free meals and great stories.

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          REBER: Last night I mentioned that Bonnie Rogers’ entertaining Throwback Thursday stories were available on  Facebook.

          ANTONIO (TONI) ALLEGRA writes:
          Jack, went to FB - There are about 12 or more Bonnie Rogers listed....which one?

          BONNIE ROGERS writes:
          Thank you Toni for your interest and to Jack for the plug. Happy to have anyone who wants to be my "friend" on Facebook. Search for Bonnie Rogers Fuson. Just use U-T in your request so I will know you are from this blog. I actually post my Throwback Thursdays on Thursdays so they are easy to find. This one is from last week. You can see they are not exactly profound, but I hope, a bit fun. Enjoy.

          THROWBACK THURSDAY:


          Found this photo recently in an old folder. I am chatting it up with the British singer Engelbert Humperdinck, who was very popular in the early 1970s. Lots of big hit tunes, if I recall. ("Release Me," "There Goes My Everything") Ladies in the audiences used to throw their panties on stage when he was singing in Vegas. What I can't recall is where we were when this was taken or why I was with him. The only thing I do remember is being shocked when he said he had never heard of the man whose name he had stolen! I had to fill him in. Engelbert Humperdinck was a German composer most famous for his opera "Hansel and Gretal." I even hummed the tune from one of the songs, "The Evening Prayer," which the children sing while lost in the woods in the dead of night. Engelbert, the singer, had never heard of the composer or his opera, he claimed. I found that downright weird. (Later I learned there was some kind of legal dust-up with the Humperdinck family in Germany who didn't like the name grab. It just shows to go ya people will do anything for the publicity.) Anyway, go to YouTube for a link to the real Humperdinck's lovely "Evening Prayer." It starts "Now I lay me down to sleep, Fourteen angels watch do keep, Two are on my right hand,..." Listen if you have a moment.

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          CARL LARSEN writes:
          If you're interested in the U-T and particularly its editorial policy over the past 40 years, I urge you to listen to an hour-long podcast with retiring opinion editor Bill Osborne. The interviewer is Scott Lewis, editor-in-chief of the Voice of San Diego. Topics covered include: working with and editing Neil Morgan, laying off editorial page editor Bob Kittle who, Lewis pointed out, had become the "face of the newspaper," being grilled in a "how conservative are you" test by Herb Klein, and working closely with Karin Winner and David Copley. Chosen by Winner, Osborne arrived from the newsroom to lead the editorial pages, where he said he found a dysfunctional staff that was broken into three fiefdoms. Not brought up was Osborne's showdown with editorial cartoonist Steve Kelley. Osborne tells the story of how the paper came to support Mike Aguirre for city attorney. And he responds to questions on the nightmare years of working for Papa Doug Manchester and John Lynch. The interview tells a lot about how much each of the two men influenced editorial policy. One surprise: Osborne believes that Platinum Equity, which bought the U-T from The Copley Press, may have saved the operation even as it ratcheted up layoffs and tightened the financial screws.

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          PRESTON TUREGANO writes:
          A heads up during this entertainment awards season. The Screen Actors Guild Awards are at 5 p.m. Saturday (Jan. 30) on TNT and TBS. Unlike the 6,000-member Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, which did not nominate any black actors/actresses for the next Oscars torture telecast (often running more than three hours), the 165,000 (cq)-member SAG has nominated several black performers in various categories. Its membership swelled when SAG merged with AFTRA (American Federation of Television & Radio Artists), and its awards show always comes in at just two hours. Interestingly, the largest branch or group at the movie academy is actors. At the Academy, actors nominate actors; directors nominate directors, etc., down the line of each artistic category. After nominations are determined, all Academy members vote in all categories. I still can't figure out why no black actors got any Oscar nods for screen achievements in 2015.

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          JAMIE RENO forwards:
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